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The Force is strong with this one

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they...

Find a cure and save your kingdom!

As you wish. He is here. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to...

A great theme for your gaming site

You don’t believe in the Force, do you? Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. What?! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send...

Our friends are coming back again!

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a...

I can take you as far as Anchorhead

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I can take...