As you wish. He is here. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the […]

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Ooh, name it after me!

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever […]

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. […]

Red Five standing by. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don’t underestimate the Force. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. What?! You mean it controls your actions?

Ye-ha! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

How am I ever gonna explain this? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I call it luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. I find your […]

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t […]

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever […]