Tagged: games

May the Force be with you

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from...

Janes’s Hotel Family Hero

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the...

My favorite hotel game

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of...

Diplomatic mission to Alderaan

What?! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? As you wish. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle...

One side of this galaxy

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything....

Janes’s Hotel Mania

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must...

Help Vikings in love affairs!

How am I ever gonna explain this? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I call it luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve...

Get ready for this amazing trilogy!

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish....