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May the Force be with you

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from...

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Janes’s Hotel Family Hero

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the...

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My favorite hotel game

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of...

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Diplomatic mission to Alderaan

What?! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? As you wish. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle...

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One side of this galaxy

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything....

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Janes’s Hotel Mania

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must...

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Help Vikings in love affairs!

How am I ever gonna explain this? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I call it luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve...

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Get ready for this amazing trilogy!

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish....