The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but […]

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I want to come with you to […]

What?! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. You mean it controls your actions? As you wish. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Red Five standing by.

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks […]

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and […]

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. What?! What?!

How am I ever gonna explain this? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I call it luck. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. I find your […]

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t […]