7-year-old Jamarion Thomas was recently run over by an ice cream truck outside his home on East 97th Street in South Los Angeles. The boy died shortly after the incident which occurred around 7:10 pm. According to police, the young boy was riding a motorized bike when he was struck […]
Ft. Lauderdale, FL- Typically, when we think of worker’s compensation fraud, we think of the guy with a back problem collecting his checks even when he is perfectly capable of working. But authorities in Florida have found a way to use worker’s compensation fraud to crack down on illegal immigration, […]
Ft. Lauderdale, FL- With immigration reform stalled indefinitely, President Obama has promised to use his executive powers to change the immigration system. While Congressional action is necessary to make permanent improvements to our immigration system, presidential action would give thousands of immigrants relief from deportation and allow them to remain […]
Portland, Ore., Oct. 22, 2014 – A fatal car crash involving multiple vehicles occurred on Interstate 5 late last week, injuring five victims and killing one. The fatality was a psychiatrist at Oregon State Hospital. According to details from the pending police investigation, the chain of collisions began with a […]
Salt Lake City, UT- What was supposed to be a fun field trip for a group of elementary school students, nearly ended in accident Monday and resulted in driving under the influence charges for a Utah bus driver taking a list of prescription drugs. Which gives rise to the question: […]
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the […]
As you wish. He is here. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the […]
Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Red Five standing by. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I […]
You don’t believe in the Force, do you? Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. What?! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one […]
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Ooh, name it after me!